Blue Cereal's blog
Let’s talk about choices, shall we?
Teachers love framing everything in terms of “making good choices” and “that’s your choice.” Why do you have a ‘D’? Well, you chose not to turn in work. Why are you in lunch detention? You made some poor choices about your behavior in class.
Stuff You Don’t Really Want To Know (But For Some Reason Have To)
Three Big Things:
1. By most accounts the single richest individual ever in all of world history. The Mali Empire over which he ruled produced lots of gold. Unmeasurable amounts of gold. All the gold. Oh, and salt. But also lots of gold.
1. The oldest surviving work of literature from anywhere in the world – put into writing nearly 4,000 years ago.
2. Gilgamesh was most likely fictional. If he did exist, it’s unlikely he was called “Gilgamesh” or lived in Sumer or did any of the things attributed to him here or in other Mesopotamian fragments. Unless maybe he did. If he existed. Which he probably didn’t.
3. The Gilgamesh story contains the earliest known account of a huge flood wiping out all life on earth except for one man and his immediate family and every variety of animal in order to repopulate the earth. Sound familiar?
I hear you're feeling a bit overwhelmed with school - and maybe with life, too. Fortunately, I'm old and wise; perhaps I can help.
Normally I'd start by asking you what's on your mind, or what you think is causing your difficulties. Being as how this is a blog, however, and a bit... one-directional, I'll just skip to the wisdom and insight. It applies most of the time anyway.
1. The world’s oldest known librarian – or at least the driving force behind the world’s oldest known library. And it was a big one.
2. King of Assyria (Mesopotamia) during its zenith, but educated with the assumption he’d never actually assume the throne.
3. Collection includes the oldest surviving tales of Creation, the Great Flood, and other suggestions the Old Testament might have borrowed a bit from prior cultures. This occasionally leads to hostility and inflamed passions as history and theology rub one another the wrong way.
Three Big Things:
1. Responsible for the best-known and arguably most influential set of legal codes in the ancient world. Key issue: they were written down and publicly posted.
2. Brought Mesopotamia together as a more-or-less united empire (this time with Babylon as the seat of central authority) for the first time since Sargon six centuries prior.
3. Seriously, the written law thing. It’s just huge. “An eye for an eye”? That was his. Innocent until proven guilty? Punishment fitting the crime? Throwing people in rivers to see if they float? That’s Hammurabi, baby.
Three Big Things:
1. Arguably the oldest individual identifiable by name in all of known history. If you read every biography ever written in chronological order, his will be first.
2. Formed the first real empire in all of human history (Mesopotamia) – a civilization made up of different peoples and cultures but still forming a coherent whole.
3. For centuries after his death, his military success, his rule as king, and his general self-proclaimed awesomeness set the standard for all subsequent generals and monarchs. He was Alexander the Great, Napoleon, and Patton, all rolled together. (Or was he?)
As Americans entered their first real generation as a “free” people (I know, I know – but it was still a huge leap forward in terms of natural rights and government of-the-by-the-for-the), the ideals of the Enlightenment which had shaped their founding documents were impacting personal worldviews as well. For thousands of years, the circumstances into which you were born largely dictated your life; now, it seemed anything was possible with good choices and hard work.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton, who was a Quaker, and Lucretia Mott, who was not, were part of a group who travelled to London to take part in the first World’s Anti-Slavery Convention. While allowed to attend, they were forced to sit in the balcony and could not speak or participate. The decided that if women were to have meaningful impact in various other areas of reform, they would first need a little social and political efficacy of their own.